My crew

I've always wanted to be part of a breakdance crew ever since I was a little tyke doing forward rolls to the beats of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

But unfortunately I can't really breakdance despite telling people that I am a b-girl and disappointing them as they form a big circle around me expecting some mad windmills and popping 'n' locking, but instead getting a really lame mime show and a lesson on how not to walk like an Egyptian.

So I've decided to start my own crew and only the cream of the crop can become members.

Introducing..